I'm the owner of an offline website
Writer of an unpublished book
CEO of a fictitious Multi National Company
Husband to an unmarried wife
Engineering dropout
Inventor of the iPod
Discoverer of Veera Desai Road, Andheri
Founder of the Society of Nothingness
Translator of Gibberish
Currently a student
Teaching Professors
Learning Nothing
I'll be employed 2 years before retirement
Retarded after retirement
I AM
Meaninglessly meaningful
Interestingly Bored
Faithfully Doubtful
Consciously Unconscious
Exaggeratedly Subtle
I cant walk on water
I don’t have ten heads
I cant do magic
I am not the son of God
I find miracles a hoax
I believe
I doubt
I am mortal
I know I’ll die but I still live
I feel pain
I forget
I am tempted
I am possibly impossible
I am human
I am not sorry about it
I am not proud
I am Me
I don’t boast about it
I cry
I laugh
I have destroyed
I have invented
I’ve secrets
I am out there
I am lost at times
I have discovered places
I am what I don’t want to be
I am crazy
I am sane
I am unfortunate
I am poor
I am hungry
I am sad
I am happy
I’ve hope in despair
Faith in the darkest places
I am impossibly possible
I am an Irony
I am the unknown
I am all around
I am a sinner
I am spiritual
I am shallow
I am my own shadow
Love, lust, envy, hope, despair
I’ve felt this and more
I am weak
I am strong
I am Human
Unfortunately Fortunately Human